Artie Lange’s Book ” Too Fat to Fish” Now Available!

Artie’s Book is Out!
Too Fat to Fish

Its been a long time coming. Artie has been talking about this book Too Fat to Fish for months on Howard Stern radio program and it is finally released today.
Are we enabling Artie by buying the book and giving him more money? Rewarding his for his “bad” behavior? Do you feel even a little bit guilty that money from his book may go to support his drug/alcohol/gambling addictions?

If you are buying Artie’ book is it the same as giving spare change to a homeless guy?

Does it matter? No. Artie is a grown man and can do what he wants with his money. Its a fair exchange. Revel in shadenfreunde aas you read about his drug use, arrest, death of his father, on goin love affair with hookers and Arties breakup with Dana in his tell all (?) book.

Pictures of Howard Stern’s Wedding- Howard Stern Gets Married


Howard Stern married his long time girl Beth O. yesterday. The two celebrated with friends at new York’s L:e Cirque restaurant yesterday , October 3rd 2008.

Not invited was Sal .. for fear he would ruin the wedding with his stupid antics.
As Howard has mentioned Phoebe Snow sang a song for Howard and his bride. Billy Joel also performed- “The Stranger” . Other celebrities including Chevy Chase, Donald Trump and his wife Melania, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel and Barbara Walters.

I am not sure, but I think may have been legally married earlier in Summer with his family

First Pics of Howard Stern’s Wedding

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Picture of Howard Stern’s Wedding Tattoo : Howard’s B Tattoo

Howard Stern mentioned several times since his engagement to Beth O. that he would be getting a tattoo of Beth’s initial on his ring finger instead of the tradition wedding band.
I actually think this marriage will work and he makes a great deal of effort into making his relationships work- especially with Beth.

In August he had the tattoo done by his favourite tattoo artist, Shanghai Kate. ( Note if I wear ever to get a tattoo- Shannhai Kate is who I would want to do it! ) .

Here is a picture of Howard’s “B” tattoo for Beth.
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Mixed Marriage: When One Spouse Listens to Howard Stern and the Other Doesn’t

This was fascinating topic on yesterday’s Wrap Up Show. Gary mentioned that he calls these “mixed marriages” when one listens and the other doesn’t and in this case they were talking to woman who listened who had husband’s that didn’t. Hey, that’s me! Was the first time I ever really considered calling into the show.

Women Who Listen To Howard Stern Show

I am definitely in a mixed marriage! Aside from the fact that my husband is Jewish and I am not… just like the real future Mrs Stern.. :-) . I am a Howard Stern fan and husband is not.
I am an avid fan- I think I may even be a super fan. What exactly is the definition of a Howard Stern Super Fan?
I don’t think I have missed show since 2004 and before that an ongoing listener, By a show I mean the WHOLE show. There may be an easier way but I have radio capture on my PC and capture Ali the shows. If I miss a show I listen until I am caught up. Listen to the show in my car while driving kids around.. listen as I go to sleep and first the in the morning. Monday morning is my favourite time to wake up early and tune in to Howard Stern show.

How Often Do You Listen to Howard Stern Show?

When I start to think about it I m shocked- I listen about 4 hours a day. That’s is A LOT of time spent devoted to Howard Stern.
When you factor in that my husband is NOT a fan or listener is it even more odd. He doesn’t hate Howard but a long time ago in the 90’s he was really turned off by a show he did and was offended.
he doesn’t look down at me at all but he will look at me strangely if I have on in the a=car when we are together and I am laughing m hysterically when Howard interupts Eric the Midget and I try and explain why it is funny that Howard is picking on this wheelchair bound 40 obs guy with serious health issues.

Listening to calls on the wrap Up Show yesterday from woman in same position I think we seem to like the show for the same reason and dislike the same things. I also enjoy the time when they are just talking and catching up, having fights or busting balls.
I also love Howard interviews- he is fabulous.
I don’t hate but I do tune out any of the sybian porn star stuff. I will admit that I LOATHE most Sal and Richard gay stuff.
Sal makes me crazy. He REALLY hates woman. I feel very sorry for the poor kids who have to live with those two (Sal and Christine)

Curious what others think- especially women in “mixed” marriage. How much do you listen to show? Are you super fan? What parts do you like/dislike?
I do not have any good friends that listen to Howard and it has become kind of a “closet” thing that only my good friends know.
I get very weird looks at La Leche League meetings if I mention my Howard obsession. One thing I may have in common with Victoria Zdrok :-)

When Is Howard Back From Vacation?

Howard and the gang are on vacation for the next 2 weeks. They will return Jul4 14, 2008.
I don’t mind when so much when they go for a week of vacation time it does give me a chance to ge caught up on the shows and my blog a bit- but 2 weeks is a LONG time to not have anything fresh.

All kinds of interesting stuff seems to happen when they are away usually and I look forward to their take on things.

I think they will be replaying the History of Howard Stern next week and that was very well done. Not sure if they will have any new material.
Dying to here how Artie will do in over seas with the troops.
I am fast becoming big Artie Lange fan. he reminds me SO much of my first husband.. who crashed and burned. A great talent and a terriffc guy that just imploded. I love Artie but feeling is bittersweet- he brings up so many feelings of pain in me.

I suppose if I think on some level if Arie makes it then maybe my former husband will be all right one day, too.