Its been a long time coming. Artie has been talking about this book Too Fat to Fish for months on Howard Stern radio program and it is finally released today.
Are we enabling Artie by buying the book and giving him more money? Rewarding his for his “bad” behavior? Do you feel even a little bit guilty that money from his book may go to support his drug/alcohol/gambling addictions?

If you are buying Artie’ book is it the same as giving spare change to a homeless guy?

Does it matter? No. Artie is a grown man and can do what he wants with his money. Its a fair exchange. Revel in shadenfreunde aas you read about his drug use, arrest, death of his father, on goin love affair with hookers and Arties breakup with Dana in his tell all (?) book.

Not invited was Sal .. for fear he would ruin the wedding with his stupid antics.
As Howard has mentioned Phoebe Snow sang a song for Howard and his bride. Billy Joel also performed- “The Stranger” . Other celebrities including Chevy Chase, Donald Trump and his wife Melania, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel and Barbara Walters.

I am not sure, but I think may have been legally married earlier in Summer with his family

First Pics of Howard Stern’s Wedding

“wedding”

In August he had the tattoo done by his favourite tattoo artist, Shanghai Kate. ( Note if I wear ever to get a tattoo- Shannhai Kate is who I would want to do it! ) .

Here is a picture of Howard’s “B” tattoo for Beth.

Women Who Listen To Howard Stern Show

I am definitely in a mixed marriage! Aside from the fact that my husband is Jewish and I am not… just like the real future Mrs Stern.. . I am a Howard Stern fan and husband is not.
I am an avid fan- I think I may even be a super fan. What exactly is the definition of a Howard Stern Super Fan?
I don’t think I have missed show since 2004 and before that an ongoing listener, By a show I mean the WHOLE show. There may be an easier way but I have radio capture on my PC and capture Ali the shows. If I miss a show I listen until I am caught up. Listen to the show in my car while driving kids around.. listen as I go to sleep and first the in the morning. Monday morning is my favourite time to wake up early and tune in to Howard Stern show.

How Often Do You Listen to Howard Stern Show?

When I start to think about it I m shocked- I listen about 4 hours a day. That’s is A LOT of time spent devoted to Howard Stern.
When you factor in that my husband is NOT a fan or listener is it even more odd. He doesn’t hate Howard but a long time ago in the 90’s he was really turned off by a show he did and was offended.
he doesn’t look down at me at all but he will look at me strangely if I have on in the a=car when we are together and I am laughing m hysterically when Howard interupts Eric the Midget and I try and explain why it is funny that Howard is picking on this wheelchair bound 40 obs guy with serious health issues.

Listening to calls on the wrap Up Show yesterday from woman in same position I think we seem to like the show for the same reason and dislike the same things. I also enjoy the time when they are just talking and catching up, having fights or busting balls.
I also love Howard interviews- he is fabulous.
I don’t hate but I do tune out any of the sybian porn star stuff. I will admit that I LOATHE most Sal and Richard gay stuff.
Sal makes me crazy. He REALLY hates woman. I feel very sorry for the poor kids who have to live with those two (Sal and Christine)

Curious what others think- especially women in “mixed” marriage. How much do you listen to show? Are you super fan? What parts do you like/dislike?
I do not have any good friends that listen to Howard and it has become kind of a “closet” thing that only my good friends know.
I get very weird looks at La Leche League meetings if I mention my Howard obsession. One thing I may have in common with Victoria Zdrok

All kinds of interesting stuff seems to happen when they are away usually and I look forward to their take on things.

I think they will be replaying the History of Howard Stern next week and that was very well done. Not sure if they will have any new material.
Dying to here how Artie will do in over seas with the troops.
I am fast becoming big Artie Lange fan. he reminds me SO much of my first husband.. who crashed and burned. A great talent and a terriffc guy that just imploded. I love Artie but feeling is bittersweet- he brings up so many feelings of pain in me.

I suppose if I think on some level if Arie makes it then maybe my former husband will be all right one day, too.

Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

You can listen to the song below as well as “Hand in My Pocket” also a “Dave Coulier” song and a Ryan Reynolds song, from her new album.

I wish I never knew any of this.

Also another Artie connection for him Alanis. He revealed he worked on Mad TV with the woman Dave Coulier left Alanis for.. then with Ryan Reynolds in Toronto on Dirty Work and - Bob Saget directed Dirty Work and starred on Full house with Dave Coulier.

Poor Alanis- her last boyfriend , Ryan Reynolds left her last year for the perfect Scarlet Johansson, but as Howard pointed out Scarlet is only 23 and will eventually dump him. GOOD!

Ryan Reynolds

Charlie Murphy made several references to kids, being a comedian and not seeing your kids, never being home, etc and he did nto say it in a way that made me think he liked it. Got the impression he didn’t like life on the road and was missing family life. ( Maybe he should spend some time with Sal)

Was an okay interview= not sure if he would have been without the Eddie Murphy connection , tho.

Blech… very high creep factor on this one. I can’t look at picture OJ Simpson without my skin crawling.
“Friend” of OJ, Mike Gilbert was a phone guest on today;s Howard Stern Show He was on to promote his book.

Mike alleges that O.J. had confessed several things to him that: he murdered Nicole Brown Simpson, used her own knife to do it and stopped taking his arthritis medication to make his hands swell so that the infamous bloody glove wouldn’t fit. I HATE this guy.

The WHACKY Paula Gloria connected with sympathetic empathy on the Howard Stern Show today. Sh espouse her theories on (11 ( never happened), sex ( she doesn’t have ti any more). met “Rusty” AND we find out she will have an hour long show tonight on Howard 101. Her show is usually called Down the Rabbit Hole but tonight she is changing the name to ” Deep Penetration” a term she uses also when talking about 9/11/. I tried very hard to get the gist of what she was saying- but still don;t know what she meant to say .

Is Paula now a Whack Packer? I think she has all the criteria to be a stern show whack pack member